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Joke of the Day

"Thank God I wasn't on twitter when I was in college. It would've taken me 65 years to get my degree."

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"The speech Trump gave was inspiring... But it sounded better with the original german wording."
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"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."
"A woman cries to her husband ""honey, the fridge isn't running"" Husband replies ""Good. I'm not in the mood for fast food"""
"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."
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