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Joke of the Day

"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."

"There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them. Or that you're in their house again."

"What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ? bruces"

"What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!"

"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."

"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."

"how big is Jared fogel's sex drive? bout 5.6TB"

"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."

"What are the three rings of Marriage? The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, and The Suffer-ring."

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."