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Joke of the Day
"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."
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"What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road? ""Hello from the other siiiiiiide!"""
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"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."
"Honey, I let myself go and gained all this weight to prevent other men from hitting on me. You think I want to look like this? I do this for you."
"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."
"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"
"Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless but he wasn't. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No but he screamed when I bit his finger."