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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo? Two Live Crew"
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"Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer? All his work was pro bono."
"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."
"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"
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"If Trump wins on Nov. 8th.... will his wife be called ""The Third Lady""?"
"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"
"Why can't you put two dicks in one condom? Because it's too hard..."
"I used to be schizophrenic... but now we're ok."