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Joke of the Day
"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"
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"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."
"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."
"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"
"Q: What's blue and smells like red paint? A: Blue paint."
"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."
"Muslim scientists.. Muslim scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the dark ages. They're calling it Islam'."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."
"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."
"why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their heads!"