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Joke of the Day

"Tips African country M'lawi"

"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"

"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."

"*gets fired the first day on the job as an EMT for trying to cook a frozen burrito with the defibrillator*"

"911 what's the emergency ""Please help, I made too much spaghetti"" Relax sir, we've all been th*spaghetti starts coming out of the phone*"

"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""

"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"

"Did you hear about the terrorist suicide bombers rave party? I heard they had a blast."

"Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?"