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Joke of the Day

"911 what's the emergency ""Please help, I made too much spaghetti"" Relax sir, we've all been th*spaghetti starts coming out of the phone*"

"Who was Noah's wife? Joan of Ark"

"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? Because he got cold feet."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor ? ... It went down the lane and turned into a field."

"There's no way that Cinderella was treated like shit her entire life, then a prince tells her he loves her & she wasn't like ""yeah right."""

"I'm a tire in real life It's a wheel hassle."

"Her pussy was such the color purple Oprah winfrey starred as the clit"

"whose playing shaggy so much? Velma"

"Two Texans taking a leak off the GW Bridge on a December night Man, it's cold. Yeah, deep too!"

"Next time you're in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases."