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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes."

"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"

"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."

"I bought some new speakers today...... I think I made a sound investment."

"""Hey guys, I just lost at the Golden Globes!"" - Louis CK, brilliantly introducing himself tonight."

"Found my son and his GF naked in his room, Sex-ED is so advanced. Now, they also give homework!"

"Having sex is like playing Bridge If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"

"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."

"OB-GYN My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '"