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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"
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"Did you hear Clinton has a girlfriend? ...they think Bill might have one too."
"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."
"I can sneak in an Uptown Funk reference here. Don't believe me? Just watch."
"""Stop putting words into my mouth!"" ""Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."""
"Why did the elephant paint its nails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!"
"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."
"Directions to take a 1000 mile journey Step 1"
"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"
"Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis? They keep getting caught in the net!"