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Joke of the Day
"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? EVERYWHERE"
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"If someone says you're a nice person, these things will happen: 1) They will ask you for a favor. 2) You will not get laid."
"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."
"When life gives you lemons . . . demand to see life's manager."
"I was feeling depressed, so I drank some brandy and went to the gym That really lifted my spirits"
"If your an American before you go in the bathroom and your an American when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom? European"
"You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate you should write them"
"What did Obama say when he was alone? Obamaself"
"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"All our pigs are learning karate. Oh I don't believe that No? Well just watch out for their chops."