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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."
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"Don't have phone sex You might get hearing aids."
"I feel really sad for children with cancer and people who still use BlackBerrys."
"A friend asked me what's my best American impression... ""I don't want to go to the doctor because it's too expensive."""
"When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?"
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""
"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"
"Why are cigars unhealthier than cigarettes? Because they're fatter."
"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."
"A PhD in Fencing would be pretty useful... ... if you ever had a backgarden dispute with a neighbor."