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Joke of the Day

"Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him"

"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."

"Q: Why did the chicken say ""Meow oink bow-wow and moo?"" A: He was studying foreign languages."

"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"

"Why are people into Flat Earth Theory? Because it's edgy."

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."

"Joke's on my neighbour, I actually like being kept locked in his shed."

"I replaced the bulb in my refrigerator with a tanning bulb... that way if I ever get fat, at least I'll have nice color."

"OLD MAN: I fought in WWII ME: Oh yeah? What was your kill:death ratio OLD MAN: what ME: Can you rocket jump? OLD MAN: I wish Hitler had won"

"What's the difference between a gorilla and an Italian in the bathtub? The gorilla gets out to shit."