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Joke of the Day

"Why are people into Flat Earth Theory? Because it's edgy."

"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"

"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."

"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."

"What do a hippie-chick and a hockey player have in common? Both don't shower until after 3 periods."

"Going to Forest Whitaker's house, but I can't tell if it's the one on the right or the left."

"If I opened a strip club I would have the girls wear BBQ scented perfumes. So when guys came home they could say they were at a Steak House."

"Success is just like being pregnant."

"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."

"How does Hilary Clinton clean her glasses? By wiping the mainframe."