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"Joke's on my neighbour, I actually like being kept locked in his shed."
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"Liquid ASS Prank In Aunts Room"
"Several years ago, the military upgraded the AR-15 to an AR-18, but quickly abondoned the new weapon. When asked about what happened to the new guns, a general replied, "" They Argon."""
"i don't want to masturbate... ...but im doing this ""1000 days in a row"" thing"
"The way I react when my alarm clock goes off can best be described as ""17-year-old girl being denied a curfew extension."""
"""You fancy my best friend, don't you?"" asked my wife. ""If given the choice..."" I replied, ""I'd rather have sex with you then her."" ""You mean 'than'."" ""No."""
"""I'm a good person, obviously."" --everyone"
"My ex hated when I started dating her twin sister. Like it's my fault they're conjoined."
"I saw a fat kid sitting on a seesaw all by himself. I stopped and waited for another kid to fall from the sky. I left disappointed."
"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"