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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they are combining the MENSA convention and the pride parade next year? Scientists predict a homogeneous mixture of attendees"

"Me: did you throw these rocks in my pool? 3yr old son: nope. Maybe they fell out of a rock tree. Me: ok."

"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."

"What was Hitler's favourite beer? Pure blonde"

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys"

"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."

"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."

"Dreamed last night the world was running out of air. We figured out how to make it with carrots and broccoli. Al Gore, call me."

"Circles are so pointless."