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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what really grinds my gears? Poor clutch control."
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"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."
"If someone hits you with a coffee mug, have you technically been mugged?"
"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."
"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."
"What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked? well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up"
"*Wildebeest film crew clatters into David Attenborough's bedroom* ATTENBOROUGH: What the- WILDEBEEST DIRECTOR: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT DAVID"
"I spent the past 2 years looking for my girlfriend's killer But no one will do it"
"Cheese is plural because you never eat just one chee"
"So a blind man walks into a bar. At least he thinks so."