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Joke of the Day
"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."
Next Joke
"Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president? So women don't get elected."
"What do you call a crocodile who always lies? A croc o' shit."
"How do you have a party in space? you Planet!"
"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"
"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"
"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"I'm worried about my boy... At breakfast this morning, when I handed him a box of Cheerios, he shouted, ""Omg, donut seeds!"""
"Why do you never see a crackhead over 30? Cause they're fucking dead"
"When a man sleeps with a lot of women.... ....he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum. -Another gem by Jimmy Carr"