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Joke of the Day

"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."

"a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style"

"If a woman drinks a glass of wine a day it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle she'll probably suck it as well."

"What happened when pigs started flying? Everyone got swine flu"

"Held A door open for an Asian man today he said ""sank you""... He better not be referring to pearl harbor.."

"Last term, we had our first black president. But if Donald Trump wins... Orange is the New Black."

"So this smoke detector is trying to tell me the battery is so dangerously low that it can only beep 4000 times?"

"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."

"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."

"Twitter is the only place where black people can follow me,and not get nervous about it"