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Joke of the Day

"The current law system is like bleach It works great on whites... but destroys colors."

"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"

"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."

"Sometimes I use words that I don't even understand myself. I think, it makes me look more photosynthetic."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi."

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final"

"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."

"My neighbor won't give me a straightforward answer, he's always beating around the bush. Every time I ask why he just says ""fuck you Gerald, it's my bush and I'll masturbate here if I want to"""

"My awesomeness, is second only to my modesty!"