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Joke of the Day

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won't notice... Call her fat once and she will never forget. That's because elephants never forget."

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."

"Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes."

"What do Gay men have in the morning? Sticky Buns! ;D"

"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."

"I have a condition that makes my heart rate jump when I see a poorly dressed person. It's called tackycardia."

"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."

"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"

"I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"