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Joke of the Day

"Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors I was fucking beside myself!"

"Throwing acid is wrong In some people's eyes..."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."

"Why did Goku cross the road? Find out next time on Dragonball Z!"

"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"

"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."

"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."

"My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking."