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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl, your ass is like an avacado It's that good kinda fat"
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"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."
"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"
"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""
"Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked."
"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."
"Why are all black people scared of sleeping? 'Cause one had a dream, and he died."
"If I was super religious, I'd celebrate Easter by getting nailed."
"What type of tea is hard to swallow? Reality"
"FUN FACT: If every human on Earth was laid out end to end... ...there would be no one left to measure how far it went.   ^^credit ^^to ^^@meganamram ^^on ^^Twitter"