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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."
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"I asked my friend if he wanted to hear some dubstep. He said, ""Tech, no!"""
"Show me a person who doesn't walk on the escalator and I'll show you a person who will transition poorly into the zombie apocalypse."
"Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant? r/Jokes"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"
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