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Joke of the Day
"What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married? Feyonce"
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"How to be rich for the rest of your life... Legally change your name to ""Rich"""
"Me: Will you- Hubs: No Me: Can you- Hubs: Nope Me: Are you- Hubs: Oh no Me: Sex? Hubs: Yes Me: Oh hell no..... Communication is important."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"
"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."
"Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines... ...they really took the piss out of clean diesel."
"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"""Mounting debt"" sounds way sexier than it is."
"These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before."