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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
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"I like my women like I like my beard Big, bushy, and sitting on my face."
"What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar? ""Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"""
"Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail? He couldn't finish his sentence."
"What's brown, smelly and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later."
"What was the fat asian rapper's name? Too chinz"
"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in."
"You're like an opera singer.... Cause it's all about me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-meeee ----Robert Kelly"
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven."