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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh"
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"You've really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can't reach it anyways"
"I want to die like my grandpa, peaceful and in his sleep. Not screaming and terrified, like the passengers in his car."
"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."
"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""
"Next time you're at the bar, ask the bartender for a Ryan Lochte When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte? Just say ""I don't know, make something up"""
"What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An ovary-action."
"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"
"Me: Honey, are you awake? [wife rustles] Hmmm? Me: When we were fighting & you said ""Wolverine's powers suck,"" did you really mean that"
"A boy and a gorilla walk into a bar... The boy says ""first shot's on me"" The gorilla replies ""nah, I got this"""