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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."
Next Joke
"I've reached this point in life, where I have no idea what I'm doing. I've always been there, I just admit it now."
"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"
"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"
"My husband doesn't like it when I say we are ""married"" with quotation marks."
"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."
"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"What does a Bactrian camel have in common with a very lazy prostitue? Humps on the back."
"I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me"