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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats? Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat."

"Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII? They were just Stalin for time."

"What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?"

"Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid."

"What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say? His and Hearse."

"The toilet felt abandoned... ... but pubic cares :) sorry... I just had to."

"Mom: I'm worried you might end up alone. nMe: Don't worry mom, do you know how many followers i have???nMom: ... ( Worried face)"

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment... When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute."

"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."

"What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !"