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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who spilled beer on the stove? ... He had foam on the range."
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"So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'."
"Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops."
"Why did the bear dissolve in water? It was a polar bear"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? A black guy was following her."
"What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen? Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops."
"What do you call a cheap boob job? A discount rack."
"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen"