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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: So, Floyd can you give us amateurs some tips in the ring? Floyd: It's all about speed and quick reaction time- This Joke has been removed by 'Fine Brothers Entertainment'"

"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."

"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"

"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."

"I think my photographer friend is secretly in the Air Force. He keeps asking if he can use a drone to take aerial shots at my wedding."

"Dear Diary: Day 41 at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. So far none of the other students have noticed that my wand is a Slim Jim."

"video games hav a negative effect on children they teach them to learn and adapt to any world they find themselves in adn overcome obstacles"

"The real heroes are the people who live within driving distance of their in-laws."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance so I pushed her over"