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Joke of the Day

"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"

"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."

"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups? Because the border says ""No TRESpassing"""

"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make everything up."

"YO' MAMA IS SO FAT... GODZILLA Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Godzilla look like an action figure."

"My wife never catches me scoping out the hot chick because she's too busy judging the hot chick."

"A kid asks his father what a prostitute is. And his father replies: That's a woman who sells her body to have sex. kid: Oh, I thought it was a bitch."

"I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone."

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."