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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."
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"Soviet dating advice Stop stalin, do not russian to things, putin an effort"
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"1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding."
"What's smaller than a teenie weenie ant? An ant's teenie weenie!"
"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."
"As a large scale chicken farmer I raise hundreds of cocks everyday for a living."
"Stevie Wonder is the worst Father Hasnt seen his kids in years"
"I just burned 1,500 calories! I forgot the pizza in the oven."
"Chicks... ...they only get laid once."