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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."
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"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"
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"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"
"What do you call a food that turns black people on? An *afro*-disiac."
"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? You get squatters."
"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""