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Joke of the Day

"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"

"Before firemen rescue cats from trees they always take a photo and that's where 'hang in there, baby!' posters come from."

"""I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat"" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook."

"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."

"What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup? The plot thickens!"

"why did the snowman smile? He saw the snowblower coming"

"Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"Circular arguments are such a waste of time... They are just pointless"

"I laughed in r/funny"

"This is bullshit. I surrender my keys after 8 tequila shots and this cop is all, ""Ma'am, you can't walk down Main Street in your underwear."""