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Joke of the Day

"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"

"Olympic track makes you feel like you witnesed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips."

"I used to be able to stop cars with mind Getting hit by one took that away"

"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"

"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."

"Today I told my boyfriend he can have as much anal sex as he wants... After all it's his butt."

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet? A Nguyen-Nguyen situation"

"I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast."

"Dracula Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math? Because he likes to Count."