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Joke of the Day

"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"

"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."

"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

"What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDS"

"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."

"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"

"""We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."" - Corporate ants."

"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have the guts!"

"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? He: My name is paul."