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Joke of the Day
"Are you a rollercoaster? *motions hands to be about a foot long* cuz im this tall to ride"
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"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."
"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"
"ME: Why are you leaving? WIFE: I have hated every stupid pun of yours since we left Manhasset 20 years ago ME: Manhasset been that long?"
"A scientist walked into a room that was -273C Don't worry though, he was 0K"
"*A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*"
"Of course you can be anything you wanna be. That's how delusions work."
"Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids."
"What's the worst part about going down on a black girl? Cotton mouth"