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Joke of the Day
"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"
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"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."
"I just finished reading Old Man by the Sea I really don't understand what all the fuss is about."
"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"
"Need help getting these blackheads off my face How do I politely ask these nice African American gentleman to take turns ?"
"What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't"
"What do you call a starting indie dev? No Game No Life"
"[At the coroners' to identify a body] Me: ""Yep. That's a body all right."""
"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."
"I was struggling to figure out how lightning works Then it struck me"