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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about going down on a black girl? Cotton mouth"
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"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"
"Sorry I commented ""yikes"" on that pic of your baby you posted on facebook."
"They called it the Fiddle Motel..... ....but it was a vile inn."
"Conjugating verbs is great It's always in-tense"
"2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. They had a Tutankhamen."
"They say that when you put your ear next to a vagina... You can actually *smell* the ocean!"
"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"
"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."
"A man asks god... Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God:""So you would love her."" Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God:""So she would love you."""