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Joke of the Day

"i may be single but at least im gettin f*cked financially!"

"ladies say I'm a hamster in the sheets because I squeal when I'm uncomfortable and I leave small pellets in the bed"

"I tried wrapping all the presents this year But I just don't have the gift."

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."

"What was wrong with the wooden car? It wooden go."

"I was having an argument with my deaf wife. All women are the same, they don't listen."

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"What does an omnipotent God do with his penis? Fuck all."

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me? She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist"