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Joke of the Day

"In a perfect world, the phrase ""axe body spray"" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns."

"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."

"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"

"south park buzz bazinga punk!"

"What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went out with the tide."

"What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I'll go on a head!"

"Yo mama's so ugly Even her dildo went limp."

"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."

"What do you call it when you have sex to Scott Joplin music? A maple leaf shag!"

"I just finished writing a Broadway musical about the dictionary. It's the ultimate play on words."