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Joke of the Day
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
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"What do you call someone who stole home plate? A rapist."
"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"
"What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome."
"For date night tonight I'm taking my wife out for a nice dinner at the Sam's Club sample tables."
"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"
"""Do you know how awkward you are?"" ""Good, you?"""
"Chuck Norris Once roundhouse kicked a horse in the jaw, thus creating the giraffe."
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Gold."
"The only reason to have a second kid is if your first one doesn't get a lot of likes on Facebook."