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Joke of the Day
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"
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"Dear iPhone, I have typed ""haha"" like a million times, but yet you continually give me ""haga"", ""hsha"", ""gaga"", ""hahss"", ""hahs"" I hate you"
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp... Police are looking into it."
"I hope I get a good grade on my kids science project this year."
"Whether my dreams are good or bad, waking up is always worse."
"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."
"My new favorite drink at the bar. It's called the Paul Walker. It's an irish car bomb followed by a shot of fireball."
"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."