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Joke of the Day

"60th birthday Last year my mother should have been celebrating her 60th birthday, but because of drugs, alcohol and many hard years of addition. we all forgot..."

"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"

"[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad"

"I like my women like I like my toasters... Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen."

"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"What is an out of date joke you still remember? One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro? A Burrito. What do you call a little taco? A Taquito What do you call a little judge? A Judge Ito"

"I want to write ""I miss you"" on a rock and throw it at your face so that you'll know how much it hurts to miss you."

"[NSFW] What do you get when turn three blondes upside down? Two brunettes and a red-head."