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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my toasters... Two warm holes and never leaves the kitchen."
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"The dumbest joke I've ever heard. Donald Trump"
""" Let me be perfectly clear"" - My Aquarium"
"The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing."
"I'm fat, so when I get mad, I get massive aggressive."
"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"
"What's brown, green and fuzzy and if it fell from s tree it would kill you? A pool table..."
"Why are gays never late for hotel check out? Because they get their shit packed the night before"
"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"
"Time machine jokes aren't funny, you guys. My great grandson dies in a time machine crash."