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Joke of the Day

"boy: i wished girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: oh yeah name the blood type of the seahawks coach from the 1990s"

"Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:('You wanna go for a spin?')"

"What did the diligent whore get for Christmas? lots and lots of karma"

"My boyfriend isn't allowed to have candles on his birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me."

"Ah you love me that's great. Now I'll do a bunch of terrible shit because I need to be sure you love me no matter what"

"Hey, new Beatles fans! The fuck have you been doing for the last 50 years? Every record shop would like to know before they close forever."

"Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands? Because the girls always cling on him afterwards."

"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"

"How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!"

"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."