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Joke of the Day
"Women are like mechanics. I have no idea what they're talking about."
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"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"
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"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""
"You see those cows over there? They are outstanding in their field."