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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? They say he's a seasoned vet."

"A dan walked into a barr. And Roseanne said watch where you are going!"

"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."

"How do people at rodeos heckle the riders? Moooo!"

"The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am."

"Only Christians will get this... Eternal life."

"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."

"Toast at a Wedding ""May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live."" That's an Irish toast. ""Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup."" That's a French toast."

"The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the hear the word FACIAL"