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Joke of the Day

"Someone should check on Tyler Perry. He hasn't released a movie in like a week."

"Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either."

"if ur at a party and there are two dogs there, make sure the dogs dont start hangin out with each other or else u'll hav nobodey to talk to"

"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"What do you tell a pornstar right before their video to pump them up? Get your head in the game."

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"

"I dated an Optometrist, but just had to break up with her She was a great girl, but really annoying in bed. She kept on saying, ""So, do you like it better like this? Or like this?"""

"What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger..."

"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."