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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names."
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"Why is 17 called the ""mother-in-law"" in black jack? Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant."
"An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please."
"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"
"Dad said I need to be the rock for a friend who is having a tough time. Currently practicing that eyebrow thing & wrestling moves."
"A woman is doing the dishes when the front door opens... ...and in walks Nicholas Cage."
"Did you hear the popular pickle? He's kind of a big dill."
"""Said no one ever."" -Said everyone on Twitter."
"BRUCE JENNER CHANGE OVER WHEN BRUCE JENNER FINISHES HIS CHANGE OVER IN BECOMING A WOMAN, OUT OF CURIOSITY (WINK WINK) I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW BIG HIS ASS IS GOING TO BE"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ...could happen."