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Joke of the Day
"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."
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"*gazes into the abyss* *awkwardly looks away and pretends I wasn't looking when the abyss gazes back*"
"Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian"
"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."
"The local radio station is having a contest. First place wins a week in New Jersey. Second place wins 2 weeks in New Jersey."