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Joke of the Day
"Feminine hygiene jokes are the worst form of humor Period."
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"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."
"Emmy Awards In the U.S., your program has to win an Emmy. In the U.K., programme already has one."
"What do you call a vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."
"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."
"What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches? Mustardo!"
"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."
"What is the fastest mineral in the world? The malacheetah."
"Yo mama is so Black that she went to the funeral naked!"