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Joke of the Day
"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."
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"What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald"
"*sneeze once* God bless you! *sneeze twice* God bless you. *sneeze three times* Get your shit together, Steve."
"What's the difference between a robber and a politician? Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money."
"My wife's favourite drink is wine. Which coincidentally, is also her favourite hobby."
"Diner: Waitress the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged."
"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"
"Dad how it feels to have a awesome son? Dad: Ask your grandma."
"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."
"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."