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Joke of the Day
"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."
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"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
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"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
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"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."
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