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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mormons."

"Women are natures version of the Rubiks cube."

"When I saw ""likes music"" on her dating profile, I almost fell out of my chair. Because I also like music. Holy shit she likes good food too!"

"I once lip locked the soft ice dispenser at Dairy Queen until the manager had to hit me with a mop. So I know a little bit about rejection."

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."

"How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"

"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark-hives."

"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."